10 Signs You’re Experiencing Mom 2.0 Summit Reentry Syndrome

Mom 2.0 Summit

You knew it couldn’t last forever, but still didn’t realize that the end would come this quickly and be so painful.

Mom 2.0 Summit 2018 is over.

Reentry to the real world can be hard, but you’re not alone. In fact, all 800 of us are drifting through our lives today wondering why these vaguely-familiar little humans keep asking us for things like “cereal” and all we can say is, “TWO DAYS AGO I WAS EATING MY BODY WEIGHT IN CHEESE BLINTZES AND NO ONE WAS ASKING ME FOR THINGS!”
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Welcome to My New Home!



Hello! Welcome to my new SusanneKerns.com home!  I’m so glad you’re here!

If this is your first time visiting, you’re probably all, “What new home? You never even invited me to your old home!” and then I’ll be all, “I must have typed your email address wrong on Evite!”  But, you’re more welcome to go snoop through my medicine cabinets and rifle through my drawers back at The Dusty Parachute any time you like.  I’ve listed some of my ‘readers’ favorites’ here, because that’s the kind of considerate hostess that I am.

So, why the big change?  It goes waaaayyyy back to the Mom 2.0 Summit I was at last weekend. Remember, the one where I bombarded y’all on Instagram with pictures of everyone looking super cute and citrusy in Florida?
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