How Can I Help You?

I’m writing a book and very soon will be searching for the agent of my dreams to join me for the rest of the journey with said book.

If you’re a dream agent who just accidentally stumbled in here, let me pull you up a chair, pour you a drink and tell you all about my collection of essays, (think if David Sedaris was a SAHM in suburban Texas,) spanning the three trimesters of stay at home parenting: 1. Deciding to be or not to be, 2. Spending the next decade second guessing all decisions from the first trimester, and 3. Excavating and resuscitating any remaining parts of your career (and yourself) once it’s over.

If that sounds interesting to you, please fill out the form at the bottom of this page & I will respond to you as soon as I stop jumping up and down.

If you’re not a dream agent but interested in learning more about my progress writing the book and in being notified when it’s available, sign up for my newsletter in this handy little sign up form and I’ll add you to my list.

If you’re a dream client, I’m unfortunately not taking any new clients while I focus my time and efforts on writing my book. However, I would love to stay on your radar for future opportunities, so here’s some more info about me.

When I’m not busy writing for my own blog, I’m busy completing paid writing projects and helping clients audit, strategize and execute smart social media programs.

I have 15 years of marketing and advertising experience both in traditional and online media, working for clients like Apple, Disney and Expedia.  For a comprehensive list of my work experience, visit my linkedin page at /in/susannekerns/

For more information about my rates, services and availability, please fill out my contact form.  I look forward to hearing from you.