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I just installed the world’s largest bird feeder I just installed the world’s largest bird feeder pole thing which involved screwing it two feet into the ground (no small feat in Texas soil).) About mid-way, I realized that I just paid a lot of money to help birds 💩 on my car. 🕊🐦🐤

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Happy #pokemon25thanniversary to all my favorite 1 Happy #pokemon25thanniversary to all my favorite 11 year olds! 
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Whether you're a new #SAHM or trying to get back i Whether you're a new #SAHM or trying to get back into the workforce, knowing your strengths (and knowing yourself) has value for all moms. Thanks @coachjennyrem  for joining us!

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Why it’s hard to get things done around here. Why it’s hard to get things done around here. 

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Helping @carryinghope distribute essential and com Helping @carryinghope distribute essential and comfort items to families struggling after the #texasfreeze last week. Hope this fuzzy guy helps brighten up someone’s day. 🐶❤️🎒 

Thanks to everyone who has donated! 
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Hooray! My Valentines gift for Chris arrived just Hooray! My Valentines gift for Chris arrived just in time for our final leftovers of our @antonellischz cheese plate. ❤️🧀
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