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Susanne Kerns December 12, 2020

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For April Fools Day I wrapped and hid all of my so For April Fools Day I wrapped and hid all of my son’s electronics. Unfortunately, his alarm for his PE class went off when he was “busy” 🚽 so I was the one running around looking for, and unraveling his very-thoroughly-wrapped iPod. 🤦‍♀️ #aprilfools #aprilfoolsday
It's tragic to be celebrating Transgender Day of V It's tragic to be celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility while 28 states are considering/passing anti-trans bills that remove trans girls' ability to participate in girls' sports, and restrict young trans peoples' access to gender-affirming health care. Please get informed and get involved. Learn about these laws born out of fear and ignorance and speak out against them. #transgenderdayofvisibility #transally #lgbtqally
Just two girls hanging out doing some yard work be Just two girls hanging out doing some yard work before we smash the patriarchy. (❤️ @julieolivertx )
If you’ve been holding off getting your hair cut If you’ve been holding off getting your hair cut / colored because of Covid, then do I have the place for you! I’ve been going to Annie Cobb since I moved to Austin 10 years ago and was so sad when she told me she was moving out of her gorgeous old Peacock Salon location on Caesar Chavez & Comal - but I just went to her new location around the corner and it’s even MORE BEAUTIFUL! Best of all, you have the styling area to yourself....like the whole room! I feel like I took a little vacation and just happened to get my hair cut while I was there. For ages she wasn’t taking new clients but ‘thanks’ to Covid she has some openings these days. Best way to get an appt with her is to text her at five-one-two - 560-1358. #atx #austinhair #austinhairstylist #austinhairsalon #atxhair #atxhairstylist #atxhairsalon #sociallydistancedhaircut
Usually when I come home from getting my hair cut Usually when I come home from getting my hair cut no one notices. Today I think they’ll notice. 😆 #curlyshag #curlybangs #curlyhair #curlygirl #greyhair #greycurls #peacocksalon #peacocksalonatx #atxhairstylist #atxhair #atxhairsalon #anniecobb
Putting the gr in #grombre these days. #greyhair Putting the gr in #grombre these days. #greyhair #greyhairdontcare #grayhair #greyhairtransition
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