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Number of birds who have visited my cute new offic Number of birds who have visited my cute new office bird feeder: 0

Number of birds who have visited my food-less husband’s office to apparently lodge a complaint about my TWO glorious feeding stations not being up to their standards: at least this one. 🐦
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Someone had some serious feedback for me about my Someone had some serious feedback for me about my new squirrel-proof bird feeder system. 

#squirrel #squirrelproof #birdfeeder
I just installed the world’s largest bird feeder I just installed the world’s largest bird feeder pole thing which involved screwing it two feet into the ground (no small feat in Texas soil).) About mid-way, I realized that I just paid a lot of money to help birds 💩 on my car. 🕊🐦🐤

#birdfeeder #birdwatching #squirrelproof #squirrelstopper #austin #atx
Happy #pokemon25thanniversary to all my favorite 1 Happy #pokemon25thanniversary to all my favorite 11 year olds! 
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Whether you're a new #SAHM or trying to get back i Whether you're a new #SAHM or trying to get back into the workforce, knowing your strengths (and knowing yourself) has value for all moms. Thanks @coachjennyrem  for joining us!

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