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Our first real Christmas tree! 🎄❤️ Our first real Christmas tree! 🎄❤️
My new phone case arrived - Cancel all my plans - My new phone case arrived - Cancel all my plans - I’ll be over here rubbing it and snarfing up leathery aromas all day. This is my fourth @padandquill phone case and I love them more than the actual phone. 😍 I mean seriously, I want everything I ever unwrap to be secured with a wax seal. #padandquill #phonecase #iphone12 art by @carlosgamezdefrancisco
If you’re going to quarantine grandma at the end If you’re going to quarantine grandma at the end of the porch, you better at least give her a throne. 👸🏻 #happythanksgivng
Repeat x infinity. #pecans #thanksgiving #happyth Repeat x infinity. #pecans #thanksgiving #happythanksgivng
@zoekernsart and I just had the privilege of seein @zoekernsart and I just had the privilege of seeing some of @carlosgamezdefrancisco’s paintings at @austingalleriesatx and am officially OBSESSED! Treat yourself to a scroll of his feed @cgdfrancisco #carlosgamezdefrancisco #austingalleries #austingallery #fineart
We finished our @thetrailfoundation / @austinallie We finished our @thetrailfoundation / @austinallies wildflower seedball project by “yeeting” them into the Lamar Beach wildflower meadow. It looked a lot like this x30.
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