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Let’s talk crappy mom gifts (crappy gifts, not c Let’s talk crappy mom gifts (crappy gifts, not crappy moms.) Can you top giving your mom a soap-on-a-rope shaped like a telephone? (Because she worked for the phone company, so naturally she must love phones?....) I'm guessing the Garfield pin was from my brother. She probably had to buy herself the flowers - Who am I kidding, she probably had to pay for the soap phone too because despite those stylin glasses, I don’t think I was rolling in dough. In related news: take care of your single-mama friends out there. Some of them have kids with very questionable taste. #happymothersday #mothersdaygift
Our bartender informed us that earlier today someo Our bartender informed us that earlier today someone ripped one of the “decorative guns” off the wall of the bar and robbed a taco stand down the street. If anyone asks, both @chriskerns and I were with you all day. 🌮🔫 #atx #austin #mothersday #mothersdaygift
Have been craving a molten lava cake for over a ye Have been craving a molten lava cake for over a year and the Godiva Hot Chocolate cake at @eddievs_ was worth the wait (plus a bonus Banana Foster and smoked old fashioned while we waited for take out.) Oh, how I’ve missed you, outside world! 😍 #atx #austin
Mother’s Day Eve. @antonellischz plate to-go. Mother’s Day Eve. @antonellischz plate to-go.
Things are getting scary here in Texas, y’all. Things are getting scary here in Texas, y’all. Thank you, @safeatx for using your voice and for everything you do in our community. ❤️
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