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So honored to serve on the board of @carryinghope So honored to serve on the board of @carryinghope and celebrate 5 years of supporting foster kids in Texas. @kristinfinan & @maurielbel - y’all are truly giving hope to so many kids. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #carryinghope #fostercare #fosterkids #texas @rrexpress #happybirthday #hopethehedgehog
If we have any money left after #kernsyardstravaga If we have any money left after #kernsyardstravaganza, our next project will be replacing the wall o’ Christmas lights with a more elegant “keep Bear in one half of the yard” solution. Ideas welcome. #dogsofinstagram @daisytheshibahuahua #dogsofaustin
Future home of a sunshade clip. 🧑‍🏭🔥C Future home of a sunshade clip. 🧑‍🏭🔥Crafted by @rystadcustomfab ✍️Designed for adjustability for pecan roll-off by @craftoutdoor #kernsyardstravaganza #backyarddesign #metalwork #sunshades #sunsail #sunshade
I have 29 days to figure out what the heck "lady t I have 29 days to figure out what the heck "lady things" means and where I'm supposed to be doing them. If you have plans with me on August 23, can you please let me know what we're doing? 🤦
One of these things is not like the other. Big s One of these things is not like the other. Big shout out to 1) Anthony at @callradiant (who I’ve been working with on some other plumbing projects) for responding to a stressed out text Friday night about water intermittently dripping/gushing out of this pipe in the eaves by our side door and 2) Jason at Acme AC/Heating 512-441-7262 (who installed our mini split ductless unit in our garage office last fall) who responded to emails about a unit he didn’t even install. Between the two of them, and our you-tube-level-DIY-skills, Chris and I spent the weekend first clearing our son’s sink drain that shares the condensation line with the AC - celebrating that success for 12 hours until water started GUSHING out of the back up pipe again. We then took things to the next level by disassembling the “branch tailpiece” that connects the AC drip line to the sink drain only to discover that it wasn’t just filled with backed up sink goo, but was folded fortune-cookie style. As of 3:07, both the sink and AC are draining properly and will hopefully cooperate until the pros at Radiant come tomorrow morning to admire and/or shame our handiwork. #diy #plumbing #condensatedrain #austinplumbers
Future home of a wall of bamboo. @rystadcustomfab Future home of a wall of bamboo. @rystadcustomfab @craftoutdoor #steelplanters #cortensteel #steeldesign #landscapedesign #austingardens #austinlandscapes #planters #austinbackyards #backyardgarden #kernsyardstravaganza
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