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Want to know what these two books have in common o Want to know what these two books have in common or how this cliffhanger first paragraph ends? You’re gonna have to see for yourself on page 5 of “I Just Want To Hang Out With You.” I’m mailing off some signed copies today and can do the same for you (or arrange social-distanced pick-ups in the Austin area.) DM me for more info. ❤️📚 #parentingbooks #parentingteens #momofteens
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