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Yesterday I went to the DMV and today I got a shin

Yesterday I went to the DMV and today I got a shingles shot. 2025 is proving to be a real choose-your-own-adventure for the AARP crowd!

Think I should buy a lottery ticket after 1) I sco

Think I should buy a lottery ticket after 1) I scored a drivers permit appointment with only a 5 day wait instead of 5 months and 2) We didn’t get sent back empty handed since we only had a report card and not a VOE.

🚘 Marble Falls DMV : 5 stars

🚙 Enjoying a 2.5 hour road trip to the Marble Falls DMV with this cutie: 5.5 stars (bonus points for our Whataburger stop 🍔)

What was your favorite “impulse buy” gift this

What was your favorite “impulse buy” gift this year?

#heb #tortilla

This custom designed Invisilign holder is the gift

This custom designed Invisilign holder is the gift my son didn’t even know he wanted.

#invisilign #boymom

Perfect day for a visit to the @texassciencemuseum

Perfect day for a visit to the @texassciencemuseum

📃 ✍️ #texassciencemuseum #atx

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