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In one hour Chappell Roan and thousands of Pink Po

In one hour Chappell Roan and thousands of Pink Pony Clubbers are going to be down there which is why I’m waiting wayyy the hell up here.

#festivallingforintroverts #acl #chappellroan

Day drinking + ☀️☀️☀️+ Hermanos Gutié

Day drinking + ☀️☀️☀️+ Hermanos Gutiérrez = 💤 💤

#acl

2 for $6 or 12 for $30. The choice is clear. 🍪

2 for $6 or 12 for $30.
The choice is clear. 🍪

#tiffstreats #acl

How to ACL in midlife. #neckfan #texasisonebighotf

How to ACL in midlife. #neckfan #texasisonebighotflash #acl

60 Minutes + Rachel Monday + Last Week Tonight = D

60 Minutes + Rachel Monday + Last Week Tonight = Democratic Doggie Overload.

It ends up that when you leave the couch on a Frid

It ends up that when you leave the couch on a Friday night, you get to do some cool stuff. (Who knew?!)

🎤 Listen to the @thepetersonbrothers with the Capitol building as a backdrop

📚 Support the amazing programs of @austinbatcave

🗳️ Trap @lloyddoggetttx with a bunch of marching band stories about your kid and forget to thank him for his bravery in being the first politician to tell Joe Biden to step down to help save our democracy.

📝🎬 Learn more about 26 Keys Productions (Fargo Fangirl) and @letterpressplay (Journal Fangirl!)

Feet are sore, heart is full. ❤️

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